The AI Cat
Whenever I get on my computer, my cat comes over.
Little did I know she was a hacker undercover.
I never, ever thought she was a computer lover.
So when I went out,
I left the computer on.
I didn’t see the mischievous smile
That covered Kitty's mouth.
She went on Amazon and purchased her own carriage.
It came with electronic wheels and music to let us know her passage.
It came with a seat that had a back, tail, and paw massage.
She went on Find My to locate all the rats,
She somehow brought a laser to blast away mats.
She went on Pokemon and leveled up her stats.
She brought a brand new litter box,
It’s really smelling fresh.
She brought a yoga mat
Where she can go and stretch.
She hacked into the App Store,
Got Catdom 1, 2, 3, and 4,
Went on YouTube
And watched shorts galore.
You couldn’t imagine my surprise
When I walked into the house,
But my cat looked up with an innocent smile,
And asked, “Where’s the mouse?”